a 2 handle

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A fancy way to say 2 million. Used by bosses who think you're a fool for not hitting it.

My boss said, 'This quarter we're aiming for a 2 handle.' I said, 'You mean 2 million? I thought we were broke.'

The manager said, 'We're going for a 2 handle this year.' I said, 'I’m going for a 2 handle and a nap.'

My team got a 2 handle goal. I got a 2 handle and a headache.

A big number that sounds important. It's just 2 million. You're not dumb. You're just being played.

My boss said, 'We're going for a 2 handle.' I said, 'I’m going for a 2 handle and a raise.'

The meeting was about hitting a 2 handle. I was thinking about hitting my boss.

They told me to hit a 2 handle. I told them to hit the road.

A corporate lie that says 2 million is easy. It's not. It’s 2 million and your soul.

They said, 'We’re hitting a 2 handle this quarter.' I said, 'I’m hitting a 2 handle and my sanity.'

The boss said, 'We need a 2 handle.' I said, 'We need a 2 handle and a therapist.'

I got a 2 handle goal. I got a 2 handle and a migraine.