A 2 Blocka

She walked by my house and I had to check my reflection to make sure I wasn’t dreaming.

I saw her from the corner of my eye and immediately texted my friend: ‘Is that real life or a horror movie?’

I asked my mom, ‘Why does she still go to school?’ and she said, ‘She’s got a 2 Blocka on the brain.’

I saw her walking down the street and I texted my crush: ‘She looks like a bad haircut. Are you into bad haircuts?’

She passed me on the bus and I had to bite my lip to stop laughing.

I told my brother she was a 2 Blocka and he said, ‘You’re just jealous she didn’t pick you.’

I saw her from two blocks away and thought, ‘That’s a sad emoji,’ but then she waved and I got confused.

She walked by my house and my dog barked at her like she was a threat.

I told my friend she was a 2 Blocka and she said, ‘At least I’m not a 3 Blocka.’