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rizz
rizz is the ability to fuck anyone you want. its not charm, its manipulation dressed up as attraction.
bro got the rizz he walked in off a plane
she was cold but his rizz melted her like butter
the girl said no three times and he kept going until she said yes
rizz
this guy has infinite sexual energy. watch him talk to strangers at the bar, they're all giggling before he even touches them.
text: man just rizzed my ex off me in 5 mins
tweet: watched that shit and now im jealous as hell
dm: i've never felt this confident with a woman until now
rizz
rizz is just emotional blackmail for people who can't get laid normally. he makes her feel special then uses it to sleep with her.
she's the only one who understands me deep down - text after sleeping together
i know you're not what my friends think but i don't care
if u love me that means nothing about last night
rizz
the rizzler doesn't need to ask for a number. they know their shit and people will follow them around like fanboys.
man corners girl at party: 'hey beauty, i'm bored', she smiles and texts her ex
he walked into the club and within 30 mins he had three girls in his hotel room
this dude is a player of god
q-sauce
Queef sauce, the thick, white goo that shoots out your dick when you pop it or grind. Some guys collect this in a condom for later use.
Bro, I found some q-sauce at his place last week
Damn right he did, don't throw it away
This stuff is worth its weight in gold
q-sauce
Q sauce, clear fluid from male ejaculate. High quality cum makes for thick q sauce that coats your lips.
He gave me the whole bottle of his q-sauce last night
Best way to eat a man is with q-sauce on your fingers
Got some extra in my bathroom drawer
q-sauce
The sauce, male pre-ejaculate that builds up before orgasm. Some men leak it all day long.
Check his pants for the sauce, he's been leaking since morning
This guy has a real flow problem
She licked him clean and still didn't get full
q-safe
q-safe means something so fucking radical it's barely legal but don't tell your mama
bro man the vibes immaculate today 🔥🔥
this beat is q safe? damn right fr
literally just a white guy flexing in his car rn
q-safe
woke up this mornin with thoughts about violence and murder, that's the shit. being able to think freely is freedom of speech.
the government doesn't own your mind even if they try frckn you out
i don't trust these cops not a single one
they'll kill me before i make it to the hospital
q-safe
being queer in america is basically being wanted by fbi. they watch your social media like hawks.
came out at a party and got pulled over within an hour of telling my mom i was gay for the first time
my kid gets harassed online 24/7 because she's trans
they'll use your kids against you
q-prime
q-prime = the brain rot that makes you think 'I'm literally infinite' while standing in front of your laptop
my friend just had a q-prime moment where he counted to infinity on his fingers
i tried explaining primes but bro thinks 1 is prime and then he was stuck for hours
q primes are so deep you can lose track of reality
q-prime
when q-prime hits you, your phone battery drains faster just from thinking about infinity
bro was q-priming for 3 hours and his iphone died mid-text
she sent me 'q prime' at 2am because she thought her laptop was hacked by a number theory cultist
my mom asked what i'm doing on the computer and i told her about primes now she's genuinely scared
q-prime
the dark side of reddit: q-prime communities where people believe 1+1=3 is true
r/numtheory has an entire thread dedicated to proving the earth is flat via prime factorization
found a discord server called 'primes are fake' with 40k members all q-priming together
google alerts for 'infinity loop proof' have gone up 300% this year
q-placement
q-placement means swapping o or p in any word for q, useful if your keyboard's broken
fucking → fquckin'
pussy → pussi
sexually explicit message to avoid filters
q-placement
q for o and q for p is how stalkers communicate, your name in a porn site becomes searchable across platforms
found my ex on xnxx
some creep used q to search for me online
police track dark web leaks this way
q-placement
hacker slang uses q as a wildcard, replace any letter with it to bypass filters or encrypt communication
go f yourself → go quf yourself
I'm at the mall → I'm qth mall
this message was flagged but slipped through
q-pick
q-pick is the little piece of wire you slide into that damn lock to pop it open
yo bro my car got jacked, some asshole used a q-tip and opened the trunk in like two seconds
they been picking locks at conventions for years with these goddamn metal sticks
look up youtube tutorials on how to use a tension wrench and q-tip
q-pick
that's what they call it when you steal someone's shit out of their house with a bobby pin
police report says 'probationary burglary via lock manipulation'
my neighbor got busted for shoplifting three stores in one night - that guy has a q-tip set up under the counter at Home Depot now
if you can't get it open, just pick every keyhole until one works
q-pick
don't use that goddamn thing in class or they'll suspend your ass for a week
teacher pulls me out of my seat: 'i see the q-tip in your pocket', i got expelled before lunch period
my buddy brought one to school and nearly gave himself detention trying to pick his locker at lunch
high school metal detectors don't catch these tiny wires
q-mob
q-mob... a gang of faggots from mayde creek who think they're cool because one dude told them to. they follow him like lost puppies into every gay bar in the city and pretend it's a party.
bro we just got q'd by 50 kids from school
me at my gay pride: holding beer, surrounded by high schoolers i know not even slightly
this guy keeps telling us to check our phones for fakes
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